Comments on: How is he, Umpire? How would I know, I’m a halfwit!! http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/ "It’s sort of like an online (and cricket-obsessed) version of Viz. Which is good", The Atheist. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:14:18 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Ricky Schroder in “I’m not too shabby”, shocker. « Suave’s Republique Cricket http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-538 Ricky Schroder in “I’m not too shabby”, shocker. « Suave’s Republique Cricket Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:00:27 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-538 [...] hulk smashing, with a very nice knock today. He looked all set to go on for a big one, until the Pimp Ass Motherfucker decided to give him out LBW, from an inside [...] [...] hulk smashing, with a very nice knock today. He looked all set to go on for a big one, until the Pimp Ass Motherfucker decided to give him out LBW, from an inside [...]

]]> By: republiquecricket http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-49 republiquecricket Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:39:40 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-49 Where on earth did that come from then? Now I'm stumped, but the man is a machine.. Maybe I will Uncle, maybe I will. Hold that thought! Where on earth did that come from then? Now I’m stumped, but the man is a machine..

Maybe I will Uncle, maybe I will. Hold that thought!

]]> By: Uncle J rod http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-48 Uncle J rod Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:20:33 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-48 Suave, I've never called taufel a probot, when i think about it, he is one. I think you should forget about a cricket blog, i want you to start the first ever cricket umpires blog. you could call it steverandallsstickyfinger.com Suave, I’ve never called taufel a probot, when i think about it, he is one.

I think you should forget about a cricket blog, i want you to start the first ever cricket umpires blog.

you could call it steverandallsstickyfinger.com

]]> By: republiquecricket http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-47 republiquecricket Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:47:08 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-47 1. Christians bother me full stop.. 2. If he was a real Christian, he would cross himself everytime he scored a century. 3. Because he's a FatHeadFlatTrackBully. 4. Because he's too good. 5. I reckon he eats orphans for mid afternoon snacks. 1. Christians bother me full stop..
2. If he was a real Christian, he would cross himself everytime he scored a century.
3. Because he’s a FatHeadFlatTrackBully.
4. Because he’s too good.
5. I reckon he eats orphans for mid afternoon snacks.

]]> By: Mentalist http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-46 Mentalist Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:31:46 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-46 Why does it bother you that Haydos doesn't cross himself when playing for Gods own land? I'm glad he irritates you but can't understand why. Why does it bother you that Haydos doesn’t cross himself when playing for Gods own land?

I’m glad he irritates you but can’t understand why.

]]> By: Ottayan http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-45 Ottayan Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:24:05 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-45 Suave, Your respect for authority shines through. Suave,
Your respect for authority shines through.

]]> By: republiquecricket http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-44 republiquecricket Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:22:25 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-44 Sportsfreak, then he needs to die, in the same way Matthew Hayden does! If he's so religious, how is it that he never crosses himself when playing for Queensland. FatHeadFlatTrackBully c*nt! Soulberry, you're right, the man is an attention seeking little arse.. all he needed was a few more cuddles from mummy, but instead he's turned into a little show-off. Andrew, I pity a FOOL that argues with Mr T... Him and Chuck Norris at square leg, and all arguments are solved! Unfortunately, most umpires are officious little shits, who get off on power because they have no souls. Also, I deliberately missed Darryl Hair, as he's currently studying NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming), which means he's a twat. And that he's not allowed to officiate elite matches. Sportsfreak, then he needs to die, in the same way Matthew Hayden does! If he’s so religious, how is it that he never crosses himself when playing for Queensland. FatHeadFlatTrackBully c*nt!

Soulberry, you’re right, the man is an attention seeking little arse.. all he needed was a few more cuddles from mummy, but instead he’s turned into a little show-off.

Andrew,
I pity a FOOL that argues with Mr T… Him and Chuck Norris at square leg, and all arguments are solved! Unfortunately, most umpires are officious little shits, who get off on power because they have no souls.
Also, I deliberately missed Darryl Hair, as he’s currently studying NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming), which means he’s a twat. And that he’s not allowed to officiate elite matches.

]]> By: Andrew Mosey http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-43 Andrew Mosey Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:22:23 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-43 I've always thought Mr T would make a good umpire, wouldn't see the BCCI asking for his head. You seem to have missed Darryl Hair, found to be the most accurate umpire in 2006 though not loved by the PCB. I’ve always thought Mr T would make a good umpire, wouldn’t see the BCCI asking for his head.

You seem to have missed Darryl Hair, found to be the most accurate umpire in 2006 though not loved by the PCB.

]]> By: sportsfreak http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-42 sportsfreak Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:48:02 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-42 And if you didn’t think Bowden was irritating enough already… …He’s a happy-clappy born-again God Botherer. And if you didn’t think Bowden was irritating enough already…

…He’s a happy-clappy born-again God Botherer.

]]> By: Soulberry http://republiquecricket.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-41 Soulberry Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:33:12 +0000 http://republiquecricket.wordpress.com/2008/01/09/how-is-he-umpire-how-would-i-know-im-a-halfwit/#comment-41 Just came in from Uncle J's. Billy Bowden has a decent show going but I agree he needs a new play...this one's been longer than Cats. Just came in from Uncle J’s.

Billy Bowden has a decent show going but I agree he needs a new play…this one’s been longer than Cats.

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