Filed under: Cricket | Tags: Andrew Flintoff, Andrew Strauss, Ashes, Ashes 2009, australia, Cricket, England, Greame Swann, james anderson, Kevin Pietersen, Matt Prior, Monty Panesar, Nathan Hauritz, paul collingwood, Ravi Bopara, Six Word Reviews, stuart broad
Here we are again, with Suave’s six word reviews. Australia to come this afternoon.
Andrew Strauss
Piss poor captaincy, shit with bat.
Alastair Cook
Fucking piss-weak, public school cunt.
Ravi Bopara
Outwitted, then fucked over by Doctrove
Kevin Pietersen
Look at me, stupid ego cunt.
Paul Collingwood
Gritty street fighter, better than spinners
Matt Prior
looks OK, no smashing just yet.
Andrew Flintoff
Bowled into ground, now fucking crocked.
Stuart Broad
Can’t bowl for shit, find length!!!
Greame Swann
Worse than Hauritz. One funny fucker.
James Anderson
Batting supremo. Pitch it up, wanker!
Monty Panesar
Too quick, no variation, soon gone.
Filed under: Cricket, LOLCricket, Picture-Metaphor | Tags: Clive Lloyd, Cricket With Balls, King Cricket, Miriam, Picture-Metaphor, quiz, Six Word Reviews, Supercat
After Mims stormed the competition, to guess the correct answer of Basil D’Oliveira from the weekly quiz of wonderment..
Here is her picture-metaphor, with a wink to King Cricket for the inspiration
Well done Mims, you’re a star.
Hello one and all,
It’s time for the weekly quiz of wonderment, so here goes!
Remember, you get a big shiny picture of pure delight as a prize, see here for previous winners!
Suave South African, now shakes uncontrollably!
It’s a tough one, so get your thinking caps on..
Filed under: Cricket | Tags: Aaron Redmond, Alastair Cook, Andrew Strauss, Brendan McCullum, Cricket, Daniel Flynn, Daniel Vettori, England, Ian Bell, Ian O'Brien, Jacob Oram, james anderson, James Marshall, Jamie How, Kevin Pietersen, Kyle Mills, Michael Vaughan, Monty Panesar, New Zealand, paul collingwood, Ross Taylor, Ryan Sidebottom, Six Word Reviews, stuart broad, The England, Tim Ambrose
Being a dictator of your own republic, I get to make the rulez.
Six word reviews, for everyone that played more than two tests in the series. I can’t be bothered with all these shit heads that played one test.
The England
Alastair Cook: Stupid eyeliner wearing dickhead, fucking rubbish.
Andrew Strauss: Wants to play NZ every week!
Michael Vaughan: Looks great at getting himself out
Kevin Pietersen: Scratches around until last game again!
Ian bell: fucking ginger twat. Suave HULK SMASH!
Paul Collingwood: Time to be put to pasture?
Tim Ambrose: good with gloves, rubbish with bat
Stuart Broad: Too many pies, bats lovely though..
Ryan Sidebottom: Not great, but averaged 20. Bizarre.
Jimmy Anderson: Good, shit, good. Superb in Nottingham
Monty Panesar: One-spell series, superb oop north.
The Old Zealand
Aaron Redmond: Dear lord, this lad is SHIT!
Jamie How: Solid, dependable, not really that good.
Brendan McCullum: Not three, too mental for that.
Ross Taylor: Looks a lovely player. CALM DOWN!
Daniel Flynn: not bad, suspect to short ball.
Jacob Oram: Miserly with ball, 231 runs, somehow
Daniel Vettori: smacked around as skipper, bowled alright
Kyle Mills: good no 8 batsman, bowling rubbish.
Ian O’Brien: Scares small children, he’s that ugly.
Chris Martin: Bowled cack, Batting is really cack
James Marshall: Shitter than his brother. Super shit?
Filed under: Cricket, Picture-Metaphor, quiz | Tags: Cricket, made up picure of pure delight, Picture-Metaphor, quiz, Six Word Reviews, Stuart McGill, Wine, Wolf Blass
Hark, Park done won that there quiz from last week!
Here is his prize. A made up picture of pure delight! For those who aren’t Australian, I’ve cleverly used part of Wolf Blass’ advertising slogan to bag McGill (if any one from Wolf Blass sees this and wants to send me a case to offer as a prize, then feel free!! RED PLEASE!)*
* If they do send me a case, none of you fuckers are getting any of it! IT’S ALL MINE I TELLS YA!
You get a poncey picture of no real delight, and you’ll be bloody grateful!
Filed under: Cricket, Picture-Metaphor, quiz | Tags: Cricket, cricket statistics, David Barry, pappus' plane, quiz, Six Word Reviews
David Barry from statty heaven Pappus’ Plane, the first two-time winner of the weekly quiz of wonderment, correctly guessed that it was Michael Atherton, in yesterday’s quiz!
Former leggy. Cockroach with bad back.
He was a legspinning all-rounder in his younger days. Steve Waugh nicknamed him the cockroach, as you couldn’t stamp him out, and he suffered from Ankylosing Spondylitis for most of his career.
That makes David, the king of the six word quiz.
Bow before his supreme knowledge.
And here is his lovely prize.
Filed under: Cricket, LOLCricket, Picture-Metaphor | Tags: australia, bryce mcgain, clarrie grimmett, Cricket, quiz, Shane Warne, Six Word Reviews, victoria, victorian bushrangers
Here is Jrod’s prize, for guessing correctly that the six word quiz answer, was Ray Lindwall, a pocket rocket, if ever there was one.
Here’s to you, you lusty leggy!
